To begin, click Edit Site. It lies in the top right of the screen.
You are in.
To write your own post, click New Post. It lies in the bottom right of the screen.
Step 1: Always put a title! If there isn't a title, then it will come up as the date and time you wrote the post. And that raises our lameness level!! Bad.
Step 2: Put your name somewhere in the article. It could be at the end, in the middle, in the title, at the beginning, anywhere. But do it. I don't want credit for the crap ya'll write. ;) This guy's name is Crempy.
Step 3: Add text. The first drag-and-drop item is called Title. The text on this page is an example of title. The second is Text. It used to be called Paragraph. Guess why?
Step 4. ADD COLOR. It's one of the main ways we keep the lameness level down. Do it through pictures (see The River Minde post), rainbow text (see the platypus post), and sheer idiocy. No cussing. Not that kind of color.
That child's legs look like satyr legs.
A great way to get pictures on the website is to use the image address.
Right click on the picture you desire, and click "Copy image address".
Then go back to the post you are writing, and click Upload Image to get to the "Select images from" dealio.
Now click Image URL. In the text box, paste the images address by right clicking, then clicking paste.
You Got It! Now you are fully trained to begin writing Insane Monkey Brain posts yourself!
Please add two spacers to the bottom of every post, otherwise the posts will be right on top of each other.