A fat idiot is glaring at me from across the room
They don’t want to buy my shirts or anything else
I missed the deadline for an important paper
She decided I was takin’ too loooong
I didn’t get the job because some hobo stole it
I don’t snapchat because I’m too paranoid
The middle is the very worst place to be
The gay kid is attracted to meeee
Triple bad news! Every day
Nobody’s got a care in the world for me
Triple bad news! Every day
I got a heart but nobody seeees
Wear your nice suit they say to me
But it makes me feel like an abomination
These clothes are worth three times that I am
But the shallow compliments refuse to ceeeease
I try so hard but the world won’t see
I kinda wish I could roam the beach
Pickin up cool stuff and piling it up
Just me and the relentless waaaaves
Triple bad news! Every day
Nobody’s got a care in the world for me
Triple bad news! Every day
I got a heart but nobody seeees
Why do I isolate myself like I do?
I’m so freakin sick of bein’ rejected
Why do I shun the advances of friends?
Cuz it’ll all end up in a ball of flaaaames
Triple bad news! Every day
I’m comin’ to expect it today
Triple bad news! Every day
What the heck, I’ll get up anywaaay