"Sydney," he whispered, his face growing grim. He turned towards the noise, ready to confront the whatever it is. Somehow, deep down, Darren knew he had to defeat this enemy before he could delve into the world of the Gameboy Color.
CRASH BAM WHOOF! A gigantic WWII tank crashed into the clearing in the forest, stopping just feet from Darrens unflinching stare. Silence reigned; neither wanted to make the first move.
"Sydney," Darren acknowledged the enemy before him.
"Darren. I see you have reached enlightenment. I always knew you would." A voice came from the recesses of the intimidating green beast resting before him. (that's the tank.) "I never guessed it would be with such... unconventional... means."
"I never was one for conformity. Through with the formalities! You will suffer the end, by my hands." Darren plunged his hand into the game boy, and removed
"Vader! I choose you!" A flash of light, and Darth Vader emerged from a cloud of smoke.
"Good evening... I hope your death will be one of peace," He spoke in his low voice, as he drew his lightsaber with a whoosh.
"You presume to defeat me with fictional characters!?" Sydney bellowed, enraged. She aimed the end of the tank towards the dark figure, illuminated only by the red glow of his Light-Saber, despite the light of the moon shining bright above them.
With a huge explosion, the tank emitted a form of light. It shone, nearly blinding Vader.
"Vader! Choke!" Darren yelled from his post by his mossy rock. The Sith lord regained his senses and stretched out his hands, reaching out with the force towards the bright figures neck. As he lifted Sidney up in the air, ripping his very body through the tanks sheet metal, he heard him gurgle, gasping for air. "You.....can't......win.....like...th-"His body fell limp. Darren's greatest enemy had been defeated. And darn, it felt good. "Yo Vades. Good job man. I always knew we we would win this. Together. because of friendship." But Lord Vader, Apprentice of the Sith, was not listening. He was glowing brightly. and in an unpleasently terrfible animation scene, set up with an even worse score, Vader began to evolve.
Then, an abstract voice that was heard from everywhere and nowhere said in a booming voice
"Lord Vader Evolved into Darth Sky-Phlosion!"
"Wow. What an amazing name. Thanks Corbin!" As he had became Enlightened, He had became aware of the circumstance of his existence, a Character on a web page, one of trillions floating across the multiverse's Interweb system. A creation. "Hey Corbin?"
Yeah What is up Darren? I'm trying to explain how you could have possibly thanked me, and tell your story. So make it quick.
"Well, first and foremost, your kind of a total jerk for writing yourself into the story. Secondly, now that Sidney is gone, me and Darth Sky-Phlosion don't have anyone to fight. Could you please write someone into the story so we can keep fighting?"
"Yeah I was getting there, you impatient little man. You would think enlightenment comes with a little respect. Geez. Anyway, here you go."
As Darren and his new sci-fi hybrid warrior realized what they could truly do, they decided to steal Sidney's mutilated Tank and drive off into the sunset, to become gods. As they hopped into their seats, they heard something...unpleasant.
"Get....Out....OF MY TANK!" Sidney rose from his sad state on the floor, and grew to approximately the size of a Star Destroyer with legs.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Stay tuned for EPISODE 2! Which come at a LATER date!