This bowl was thrown at a wall in a fight between a new couple.
The dumbhead who threw the bowl was later mortified by his behavior.
He got the bowl fixed with Kintsugi: The Art of Making Cracks Beautiful.
One fills the cracks with molten gold and lacquers over it all.
The guy gave it to his spouse with these words: "I will adjust my behavior, and make my cracks gold. I will not lose my temper again."
Let's Kintsugi our cracks and flaws. We can make 'em strong.
I have no idea what happened, really. This is what I just found:
The longtime frontman for industrial metal superstars White Zombie, Rob Zombie was born Robert Bartleh Cummings on January 12, 1966, in Haverhill, Massachusetts, forming the group soon after moving to New York City circa 1985.
Do you ever feel like you are watching the world happen, and you are not involved? Have you ever experienced this sensation of being there yet not? Walking down a hallway and wondering if anyone sees you? If you really exist, why must everyone be so distant?
I am here.
no you are not.
why must we fight over this?
you ask questions that neccesitate contemplation, deep thought, and thus conflict. We both know your shattered psyche deals with conflict by bringing me out. One of us anyway.
In the beginning there was Jack. He was the POG (pretty original). He snapped a dude's neck once. Here is how it went down.
"Jack. There are too many of them. Turn Back. Abort."
"I never abort." Jack zipps open his jet-black fanny pack
and put on his brand new (stolen) Gucci sunglasses.
He takes a running start and jumps like he's on Newport
Jack lands on one knee, and looks up to see
400 ninjas glaring at his jet black fanny pack
They hate fashion crimes more than you
So they whip their nun-chucks free.
Jack slowly throws his glasses to the side
Takes a grenade out of his jet black fanny pack
And throws it hard at the leeward side
He watches it explode with pride
The first ninja approaches with a nasty grin
Takes a chop at Jacks' jet black fanny pack
But Jack blocks with his fist
And punches the guy in the shin
There isn't a sound, and the guy falls on the ground
Jack pats his jet black fanny pack
"Only 150 to go," he whispers to himself.
This time three ninjas approach, and they end up in a mound.
"Ninjas! It's time to bring out the magic all-bot!"
Everyone nods and agrees, still upset about the jet black fanny pack
And out steps a gigantic robot with eight magic hands.
Jack grimaces and takes a step, charging up his Manna.
The thing jumps and does a back flip
Jack screams, "180 Fire Jet Black Fanny Pack!"
He spins in the air, and a fireball explodes from his waistline.
It spirals through the air and catches the bot in the nip
It stumbles but seems okay
Jack prepares for the next attack by rubbing his fanny pack
The robot throws a hand in the air and shouts, "Thunderaga!"
Lightning strikes from heaven, named Réne
Jack has a split second to raise his hand
And direct the lightning into his jet black fanny pack
Then out through his other hand and towards the all-bot
This takes all the Manna, and he can hardly stand
but he knows there isn't any going back.
He rushes the all-bot, disturbing his jet black fanny pack
Singed circuits spark in the waning light
And the robot rushes too, towards the ninja stack
Two Godlike figures rushing across the field
One sparking, the other barely breathing through his jet black fanny pack
Who will win this terrible battle? Only one knows
Then Jack reaches over and breaks a guys neck.
Then he got married to a nice girl, bought a house, and got a mortgage.
Dear bob ross,
Bob Ross is my inspiration and my lullaby. "He is the 80's painter dude with the cool voice." is how I explain him to others. Then most people say, "Bing Bong there goes the moose."
poke the man
Poke the man it a fantasy. Like the fantasy of the book of the lion king to become the best there ever was. To bless them is my real test. To raise them is my jungle book.
MUD__MUDKIP__KIP is my favorite starter Pokémon. He is the bestest at beautyness, The Blart Master of all the Mall Cops want money from you.
Joe Cool is the cool, and cooler than an ice bucket on a cold summer day. As the lama on a couch sings me a river, MOO cow you big ole donkey you sing like a lucky monkey.
MLG Elmo is my best friend and will always be my best friend. As pearl the pink flap jack in the movie Nemo once said, "DON'T TOUCH THE BUTT!" If a man woke you up would you sing or scream, "STRANGER WITH A DANGEROUS LOOK IN THEIR EYE!"
The Drunk Horse is told "GO HOME HORSE YOU'R DRUNK!" I say that the monkey might but I won't. So therefore there is a drunk horse.
beAst master 67
Beast master and the Eagle of Eagles fight for freedom and devils are near. If this is a fact, then run. Forest Gump once said, "I am like a box of chocolates; no one understands me.
a DEEP feeling of anxiety or dread, typically a rather unfocused one about the human condition itself
Just freaking kick me out already, I've had it up to here
All I'm doing is bringing you pain and tears
I got up and failed and got up again
There isn't a lot left to try anymore.
Please, just tell me I'm not good enough
Instead of saying I can do this stuff
I'm sick of lying straight up and to your face
And sneaking around behind your own walls
I lie to everyone by only letting them see
The nice, happy, and helpful part of me
But I'm not sure I even exist, so
I'm gonna END the next person who tells me I look nice
If they could see the rage and hate within me
They'd run and scream and climb up dead trees
Yet they can sleep while they call me friend
I despise how shallow everyone seems
I go under, sucking in horror by the pound
But nothing is scarier than the human sound
I'd rather it all just not exist,
instead of me being the lonely one.
"If you enable Voice Recognition, you can interact with your Smart TV using your voice. To provide you the Voice Recognition feature,
some interactive voice commands may be transmitted (along with information about your device, including device identifiers) to a third-party service provider
(currently, Nuance Communications, Inc.) that converts your interactive voice commands to text and to the extent necessary to provide the Voice Recognition features to you.
In addition, Samsung may collect and your device may capture voice commands and associated texts so that we can provide you with Voice Recognition features and evaluate and improve the features."
"Today, Tuesday 7 March 2017, WikiLeaks begins its new series of leaks on the U.S. Central Intelligence Agency. Code-named "Vault 7" by WikiLeaks, it is the largest ever publication of confidential documents on the agency."
"'Year Zero' introduces the scope and direction of the CIA's global covert hacking program, its malware arsenal, and dozens of 'zero day' weaponized exploits against a wide range of U.S. and European company products, include Apple's iPhone, Google's Android and Microsoft's Windows, and even Samsung TVs, which are turned into covert microphones.
"Since 2001 the CIA has gained political and budgetary preeminence over the U.S. National Security Agency (NSA). The CIA found itself building not just its now infamous drone fleet, but a very different type of covert, globe-spanning force — its own substantial fleet of hackers.
"The agency's hacking division freed it from having to disclose its often controversial operations to the NSA (its primary bureaucratic rival) in order to draw on the NSA's hacking capacities."
"The increasing sophistication of surveillance techniques has drawn comparisons with George Orwell's 1984, but "Weeping Angel", developed by the CIA's Embedded Devices Branch (EDB), which infests smart TVs, transforming them into covert microphones, is surely its most emblematic realization.
"The attack against Samsung smart TVs was developed in cooperation with the United Kingdom's MI5/BTSS.
"After infestation, Weeping Angel places the target TV in a
'Fake-Off' mode, so that the owner falsely believes the TV is off when it is on. In 'Fake-Off' mode the TV operates as a bug, recording conversations in the room and sending them over the Internet to a covert CIA server."
dont understand don't understand
youre in my head you're in my head
should feel nothing fo-or you
If you're going to be rude enough to take up residency in my mind at least have the decency to show up in reality
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