Aperture Science Test
Subject Application Center
Welcome to the Aperture Science Test Subject Application Center. We hope that you may find your time with Aperture to be a pleasant experience.
Our new facility will test the new technology we are developing..
What are the Risks?
- Vaporization
- Depression
- Harassment
- Fatigue
- Broken bones
- Emancipation of dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel, and teeth
-Mental breakdowns
- Insanity
- Loss of ability to speak
- Headaches
- Dizziness
- Dehydration
- Insomnia
- Exposure to radiation
- Hair loss
- Stress
- Anxiety
- Swelling of ankles
- Coughing
- Starvation
- Paranoia
- Memory loss
- Diarrhea
- Loss of brain function
Despite the few risks, we PAY you $25! Apply now!