guys the philisophical mind numbing world exploring universe Altering juices just aren't flowing right now. Imagine a pool. No a river. Flowing fast, moving fish and dirt and debris and people garbage down across miles, bringing life and entertainment to the woodland creatures. This river is vital to the ecosystem. It gives the ducks water who are eaten by the foxes who are eaten by the cloud Pumas who are eaten by the majestic Grizzlies who are eaten by the blue eyes ultimate dragon. Now take this glorious world, and stop the river. Just stop it. Freeze its flow. Like not literally freeze it like a certain victor fries, but freeze it like its not moving, like pausing the movie. Ok. Now the water isn't moving the fish, so they die. And the garbage isn't flowing, so it collects at the bottom of the river. The dirt settles on top of that, creating a mixture of polluted muddy fish carcasi. Now the ducks go to drink from the river and get mad cow fever. They then descend into a state of madness and believe themselves to be disciples of captain Picard. They then try and beam each other up, but fail. Epically. Furious, they then tear each other to pieces while eating their hands which they believe to be ice cream, slowly chewing on their little duck arteries. Now the ducks are dead, therefore the foxes are dead, then the cloud Pumas, next the Grizzlies and finally, what do we have left? We have a starving blue eyes ultimate dragon...have you ever seen a starved beast such as that? What is the first thing it's gonna do? It's going to evolve. Into a monster that need not eat physical things. It selfcannabalizes, eating two of its three heads. It then bathes in its blood, and the hurles into the river that started this evil. It then becomes a demon, feeding off of its own pain, misery and suffering. So now this twisted beast, who fell so far from grace now terrorizes the valley of death that this once proud ecosystem has become. That river, that river can be your mind. Don't let it go stagnant. Thank you.
dont understand don't understand
youre in my head you're in my head
should feel nothing fo-or you
If you're going to be rude enough to take up residency in my mind at least have the decency to show up in reality
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