There are many insane and wonderful things that many people are completely unaware of. I have decided that it it is our purpose (joke: we have no purpose) to inform people of these insane and wonderful things. Today, I shall share with you the secrets of the Popemobile.
The Pope rides this thing places so he does not get kilt.
Another little known insane wonderful thing: The Pope's hat is, indeed, just a hat.
If you wish to be at the front, act as if you were at the back. Then follow the wave thing up to the front. Next, begin to eat a churro, finishing with relish only when your subordinates take note of it. That way, they will tell others, "How can I ever have thought to rule over him? See, he has uno churro; I do not."
watermelon completion bar at 25%
These numbers better
They have something to do with you.
When will they stop?
It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message. Everything burns!
“Do you want to know why I use a knife? You see, guns are too quick. You can’t savor all of the little…emotions. In their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way…I knew your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?”
What you call sanity, it's just a prison in your mind that stops you from seeing that you're just tiny little cogs in a giant absurd machine. Wake up!
“Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos, I’m an agent of chaos , and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair.”
Don’t talk like one of them. You’re not! Even if you’d like to be. To them, you’re just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it’s a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They’re only as good as the world allows them to be. I’ll show you. When the chips are down, these… these civilized people, they’ll eat each other. See, I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.
“Let’s put a smile on that face!”
I found this while researching headphones. I was impressed by this PR guy, and I decided to share it. Here ya go.
Skullcandy came screaming into this world as the brainchild of notorious non-conformer and action sports product mastermind Rick Alden. One day as he was hauling to the top of a Park City peak for another powder run, he had to yank out his ear buds from his music player and use them to answer his phone. That’s when a simple but powerful idea hit him. What if there were headphones that could seamlessly switch from music to calls? And what if those headphones actually looked as good as they worked? That idea, on that chairlift, on that day, was the bedrock Skullcandy was built on.
Rick threw himself full force into making his idea a reality just like he did with everything else in his life, from skating to snowboarding to art to tinkering in his garage. His get it done at all costs attitude attracted a core of like-minded mavericks who didn’t give a damn about playing by the rules or the insurmountable odds stacked against them. They were hell bent on turning the headphone game on its head and shaking some sense into a tired industry stuck in its monochromatic ways.
Long story short, it worked. In a sea of black and white we became a groundswell of color and style that the world had been waiting for. Skullcandy’s commitment to counterculture and self-expression scratched the audio itch of core up-and-comers and underdogs that nobody else could reach. We teamed up with kindred risk takers and pioneers living at full volume like artists, athletes, DJs and helped grow events that were far away from the main stage and mainstream. Skullcandy’s street cred grew and grew until we boldly secured our rightful place on store shelves and the heads of trendsetters and trailblazers everywhere.
Today Skullcandy is a global brand bringing the noise and pushing boundaries far and wide. We’ve successfully modernized audio and leveled the playing field by making high fidelity affordable and high style attainable . More importantly we’ve designed our headphones to be used and abused, not put on a shelf or in some fancy case. They’re made to be your trusty sidekick riding with you through thick and thin as you charge hard at everything you do.
We’ve firmly planted the Skullcandy flag at the intersection of sport, music, youth culture, art, film and fashion and are dropping in to become the experts at pushing human potential through the power of music. Our goal is simple: innovate to solve real problems and democratize amazing audio experiences with quality and style. For people like you—like all of us. We inspire life at full volume.
The guy who wrote this was a genius.
12 If I have told you earthly things, and ye believe not, how shall ye believe, if I tell you of heavenly things?
13 And no man hath ascended up to heaven, but he that came down from heaven, even the Son of man which is in heaven.
14 ¶And as Moses lifted up the serpent in the wilderness, even so must the Son of man be lifted up:
15 That whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life.
16 ¶For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.
18 ¶He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil.
20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved.
21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God.
I asked you not to drink coffee for no reason, and you disobeyed, so I am not going to give you fantastic power.
Bruh, you already chose the light. If you didn't, God would not have allowed you yo come to Earth.
A dude one time started worshiping the darkness and realized how freakin awesome it is. The rush was right at his fingertips. He didn't have to work much.
The dude kinda knew Jesus didn't want us to do this stuff.
But he can come to the light. Jesus accepts all.
39 And when they were come up out of the water, theSpirit of the Lord caught away Philip, that the eunuch saw him no more: and he went on his way rejoicing.
40 But Philip was found at Azotus: and passing through he preached in all the cities, till he came to Cæsarea.
18 And it came to pass that they were angry with him, even because he had greater power than they, for it were not possible that they could disbelieve his words, for so great was his faith on the Lord Jesus Christ that angels did minister unto him daily.
Philip was transported by the spirit.
He was in one place and BAM he was in another.
3 Nephi 7:18
Third Nephi rolled with angels. He taught with so much power that it was impossible to disagree with him.
Pablo: Once a king of the facility, now a swacker in training. Self Taught.
BOB: A man stranded in space and time, forever bound to the arctic circle. I have friends.
Bryson: The older brother of Pablo, Once known as stork. a real apple pie kind of man, except when his insanity shines through.
Cameron: The most mysterious of the clan. His alter-ego Camo is a crime fighting machine taking down people all over the crime syndicate in central america.
Nick: The newest member of the IMB clan. Has never wears Gestapo uniform, and doesn't plan on it. He loves Tim-Tams and all things Metro-Atlantic.
P.s. Sorry i didnt find the peaqch soda. this will do for now.