There are many insane and wonderful things that many people are completely unaware of. I have decided that it it is our purpose (joke: we have no purpose) to inform people of these insane and wonderful things. Today, I shall share with you the secrets of the Popemobile.
The Pope rides this thing places so he does not get kilt.
Another little known insane wonderful thing: The Pope's hat is, indeed, just a hat.
My brother made a clampo. He calls it Clampo Man. It saves people from killers, even if those people suck.
Dont ask me how.
If you wish to be at the front, act as if you were at the back. Then follow the wave thing up to the front. Next, begin to eat a churro, finishing with relish only when your subordinates take note of it. That way, they will tell others, "How can I ever have thought to rule over him? See, he has uno churro; I do not."
I often sit and miss simplicity.
Then realize it never existed.
Then get ticked at myself for missing something that never existed.
Then realize that I don't even care if simplicity exists or not, because I've always been a complicated, dramatic, and over bearing dude.
Then I get even more ticked off for getting ticked off for not only missing something that doesn't exist, but that I don't care about, either.
We have concluded that simplicity does not exist.
dont understand don't understand
youre in my head you're in my head
should feel nothing fo-or you
If you're going to be rude enough to take up residency in my mind at least have the decency to show up in reality
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