This is a proclamation to Both my fellow lord of the facility bob and all who have crossed paths with this wandering pocket universe we call IMB. I have failed at posting regularly and thus have failed myself and you all. Im done. done being the secondary king, the one whos been lackadaisical and slothish. I've been wasting time since the summer ended, ad now im getting back on the horse. literally. im currently fashioning an extremely powerful steed to accompany me into battles. The point is, you're going to be seeing a lot more of me, ad its gonna be a lot more awesome. King bob, if you wish to stay at the top,, take this challenge and create IMB as it was intended to be. Lord Pablo out.
my strength will carry the power of this 90s cyclops artwork.
Twenty years after the advent of monkey to human communication
Interview of the winner of the fifth season of Monkey Survivor
I understand that even after the games, you feel the effects of banana deprivation. Can you tell us exactly how that may feel?
Yes. In the games, monkeys travel to an island where they must compete for bananas. My strategy was to not win any of the bananas throughout the games, but to simply calculate the last place I could come in without being eliminated, so that I could rise to the top near the end and take the Million Banana Prize. Depriving myself of those bananas was the hardest thing I have ever done. There was one point in the games where it became apparent that I could easily win a particular challenge with ease. I knew that if I seized the opportunity, the other monkeys would recognize my superiority, and therefore identify me as a threat, but I would also temporarily ease the constant pressure and need for bananas. After feeling that pressure for so long, the first banana of mine after the games was absolutely magnificent. Coming off of a deprivation like that can be dangerous. Monkey nature insists that we gorge ourselves on bananas until we are dead. But like a starved orphan having dinner at a gorgeous mansion, if we gorge ourselves, we will get sick. It has been difficult.
Your strategy, in the game, was definitely interesting. Did you feel any guilt as you mercilessly and heartlessly stabbed every other monkey in the back one at a time?
No. Well... let me explain. In the beginning it was easy. ‘Knock off the weak ones first,’ I told myself. But as I began to create alliances and ‘friendships,’ It became slightly more difficult. You, see...
[Deep breath. Grip visibly tightens on chair.] What I had with Wanda was real.
[Crowd gasps in astonishment]. If it were not for the banana deprivation, voting her out of the game could have been the hardest thing I have ever done. She is really the only person I felt guilty about voting off of the island.
What an unexpected turn! Instead of the last question I prepared, let me ask you this. Do you hope Wanda will accept you again?
I... I need to leave. I need a banana. [Shaking, the winner left his jacket across the back of his chair and ran off of the stage.]
Why art thou cast down, o my soul?
and why art thou disquieted in me?
Hope thou in God
You Cannot Call Yourself A Punk and Wear Nike Skate Shoes
Non-conformity is about sticking it to the man
About shredding our reliance on the world
We shun the mainstream
Because it’s openly reliant upon the system.
Spiky colored hair and silver chains
Tattoos and piercings in apparent places
Are a testament to our devotion
A declaration of our cause.
Skating has always been a reprieve
A respite from selfish numbskulls.
Their purpose is to rip us down
Their call is to make us obsolete.
They tell us we are unsuccessful
And then seek to prey on our “misfortune.”
Who are these insolent scum bags?
Who would seek to benefit from restless souls?
We support others of our caliber
Those who deny that the system is the only way.
Volcom, Element, Bones, Girl
They understand and value what we value.
But the kid in high school
Who wears the Nike shoes, shirts and shorts
Is the self-centered jerk with the money
Who people hang out with to look cool.
Nike decided to make Skate shoes!
To imbue something so sacred to the punk community
With their special brand of Preppy filth
And now people wear them like it’s okay.
Ladies and gentleman, it is not.
Very very not okay.
Their Preppy infiltration of the Punk stronghold
Makes me physically and irreversibly sick.
You can not call yourself a punk and wear Nike skate shoes.
By The Aquabats
There's too many people living in my house
I can see them, I don't know them
And I want them out!
There's too much emphasis on dirt
Who did what for how long?
And where does it hurt?
Oh No! How did it get so far?
Do you! Have to walk with a lean?
Oh no! I need a vacation from waving checkered flags at the Malibu Grand Prix
What are we doing here?
What are we doing now?
What are we doing here?
Line up the rickshaws
Right down the derby line
Let's all crash into each other
It's demolition time
Right now, Right Now!
There's too many choices staring back at me
I can see them
I don't know them,
Now I must leave!
There's too much pressure on my seams
Just drink a little water chemicals attack blood streams
Come on, come on, come on, everybody
Come on, come on, come on, Demolition Rickshaw
The Apostle in Triumph
In solitude I wander
Through the vast enchanted forest
The surrounding skies are one
Torn apart by the phenomenon of lightning.
Rain is pouring down my shivering shoulders
In the rain my tears are forever lost
The darkened oaks are my only shelter
Red leaves are blown by the wind
An ebony raven catches my eye
Sitting in calmness
Before spreading his black wings
Reaching for the skies
In this forest
Where wolves cry their agony
Unto the moon
My spirit is hidden.
In the form of wisdom
Carved on a black stone
The only way to follow
Open your soul
Redeem, I am immortal
Blinded by a light
My soul is held up by glory
I engulf the skies
The apostle in triumph
Through the eternal flame I travel
As the rain keeps falling
Through the vast enchanted forest.
you know bob, I envy you. Spider-Man is an undoubtedly relatable character, but believe there is a substantial reason why you connect with him so deeply. because Bob, for as long as i have known you, i have never met a an more characteristically similar to Spider-Man. His integrity, his desire or good, his strong moral compass, his groundedness are all attributes you share with the webslinger. I just want to congratulate you on that, and tell you how much i appreciate being friends with you. your a good hombre.
LONG LIVE THE SPIDER
dont understand don't understand
youre in my head you're in my head
should feel nothing fo-or you
If you're going to be rude enough to take up residency in my mind at least have the decency to show up in reality
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