all you need this year is twenty pounds of ice
to keep cold the drinks of evil we chug
all you need is a blue explosive
because the stars aren't cool enough
all you need is expensive protien
that is impossible not to burn
all you need is friends and family
who avoid you every other time
because you basically just suck
dont understand don't understand
youre in my head you're in my head
should feel nothing fo-or you
If you're going to be rude enough to take up residency in my mind at least have the decency to show up in reality
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