you know you Are tired when you use the word unidioCy (meaning the idiocy of the U.N.) tWice in one week.
Once, long ago, I had two. Now, I wonder if I did at all. Did I simply operate without one?
Brothers of mine have recently come to me, stating that theirs has lost its flavor. "Ah, grow a pair!" I declared scornfully.
Yet now I find a gaping whole where mine used to be. How do I approach my brothers now, hypocrite that I now am?
The Unwritten Good Book of the Facility saith that to regain what I lost, I must practice throwing pawns. I know because I was a co author of the Good Book!
So I did.
"She was bein such a jerk."
"Why are you looking at me like that?"
"Uh, you look pretty today by the way."
I kinda walked away and flipped some grilling chicken at that point. Complete failure. Is what I lost any closer to being found?
Could the Unwritten Good Book of the Facility be wrong?!?!?!?
dont understand don't understand
youre in my head you're in my head
should feel nothing fo-or you
If you're going to be rude enough to take up residency in my mind at least have the decency to show up in reality
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